The Ten Commandments

 

I. Thou Shalt Not Eat At McDonald's II. Rembember Thy Local Diner And Eat There Often III. Thou Shalt Not Cover Stainless Steel With Brickface Or Wood IV. Thou Shalt Not Covet Drive-through Convenience V. Thou Shalt Not Worship Golden Arches VI. Thou Shalt Tip Thy Waitress Generously VII. Thou Shalt Sit At The Counter VIII. Thou Shalt Pray Facing The Sacred City Of Providence IX. Thou Shalt Eat A Hearty Breakfast At Any Hour Of The Day X. Thou Shalt Not Hang Out And Order Nothing But Coffee  
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